with great power comes a great electricity bill

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Rose + side characters

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This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

The most formative piece of Australian television in existence

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My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?

#wife goals or life goals

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You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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Don’t say that!

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if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat


if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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Anonymous said: first day of school outfit ideas???


lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

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We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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